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Are you talking to me? Are, are YOU talking to me?
Well, you must be talking to me, cos I don't see no one else about!
So who d'you think you are huh?
Gerard Sweeney, actually. And I'm 25
Well, if you wanna see 26, you better start showing some respect. You come into my house and you don't show me no respect (wrong film! Ed)
Damn.. I'll try Basic Instinct.
So tell us about yourself..
[lights ciggy].. I like things that give me pleasure. I've been into the speccy since I got my first rubber 48K when I was 10. I now have all the models. Twice. Once unboxed and the other [pout] boxed.
So what was your favourite game?
I didn't have much time for silly little games. I liked to go against the game. I liked to hack. Though I suppose I should say the Miner trilogy, because I really liked controlling a wil.. (Watch it!! Ed)
[spins slowly round in chair. It is clear that under the tight white mini he is not wearing anything, and his (STOP!! RIGHT NOW!!!! Ed)
Oh, it's no use spec chums.. All this silliness - I just can't keep it up (fnar! Ed). My proudest speccy moment would either be seeing my name in the Tipshop for the first time, seeing my name in Practical POKEs for the first time, getting Hack Attack published on the YS tape, or getting a mention in the last ever YS. You decide...
Additional comments? Umm (Oh no! I'm slipping into film buff mode again.. It's Rambo!)
I want, what they want, and what everyone else who spilled their guts on this catalogue wants. A little love, a little dignity, and above all an organised FTP site where guys like us can get our speccy games without any hassle [sob!]. That's what I want! [walks into sunset]
Gerard Sweeney - HackersAnon@__DELETE_THIS_BIT__worldofspectrum.org - http://fly.to/ha3