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Ah, good afternoon... Take a seat!
Oh.. Cheers...
Now... I'm afraid there's been a bit of a mix-up, and we've lost the CV's of all of our applicants.
Oh, that's a shame..
So, rather than reschedule everyone, we're going to try and get all of the relevant details in the interviews.
Sounds fine, but...
Right, well - we'll start off with the easy one. What's your name?
Starglider.
OK, Mr Glider. Now, as you know, the position is for the position of senior managment for our computer corporation. Could you tell me what experience of computing you have?
Well, I'm a dieheard speccy freak, and like playing games. Starglider is my favourite one - as you can probably tell..
Yes, quite... Any experience of a more recent system?
Erm... Playing speccy games on my PC?
Uh huh... Now, have you any managerial experience?
Nope.
Any intentions of taking managerial courses?
Nope.
So, excuse me for asking, but why do you think this job is for you?
Erm, I don't. I just popped in here to step out of the rain. The girl on the front desk offered me a coffee, and I thought I was in with a chance with her.
So - you have no qualifications, no experience, and you aren't ever here to apply for the job?!
That's about right.
Can you start monday?
Corks!
Sorry.. Starglider didn't sent any details about himself at all, so I just had to make this rather piffling piece up.....