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Where am I?!
In The Catalogue
Who are you?!
I am number 1. You are number 6
I am not a number! I am a free agent!
You are number 6. Who are you?
I am Harvey Lodder. I am 28 years old
Where were you going?
To buy a new keyboard membrane for my first speccy, a rubber 48K
What was game number 1?
My first game you mean? 3 came at once - Ant Attack, Sheer Panic and Gangsters
What is the leading game?
My fave game? Lotus Turbo Esprit
What is your strongest memory?
My proudest moment - Getting a game published by Mastertronic called "Quest For The Golden Eggcup"
What is your number?
I don't have a number. I have a name. Oh, and an email address - hlodder@dial.-nospamplease-pipex.com
What is your number?
Look matey.. I don't give my phone number out to any old mug. I do have a WWW address if that'll help? It's http://ds.dial.pipex.com/town/parade/no50/speccy.html
Do you have anything else to say?
Well, apart from the fact that you're obviously a nutter, no. Oh, except that I did the 128K games directory on the NVG catalogue and then the great god of hard disk failures destroyed my collection and work on the "Comp.Sys.Sinclair" CD
I am number 1. You are number 6 and.. Hang on... You're not Patrick, are you?
No, I'm blummin well not.. I was on my way to buy a new keyboard membrane when this big inflatable ball thing chased me down the street. I felt a right dimmock.
Oh.. Sorry about that.. He gets a bit excited from time to time. Bad ball! Bad!! Look mate, I'm really sorry about that.. Look, how about I give you a run down to the shops, you can get the membrane and then what say I buy you a couple of pints by way of an apology? How's that?
Oh.. Alright then.. Tell me, why did that ball start rubbing up and down my leg?
BAD BALL!!
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Harvey Lodder - hlodder@-get_that_spam_away_frm_me-dial.pipex.com - http://ds.dial.pipex.com/town/parade/no50/speccy.html