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Advanced Stupid Question Killer Simulator: All of the funky stuff in this shoddily designed WWW page will only, and I stress ONLY work on ZX Spectrum games played on a ZX Spectrum emulator (or a real, bona fide Speccy, natch. Erm, apart from the games). They won't work on Amstrad CPC, C64, NES, SNES, Master System, Genesis, Megadrive, Atari, Amiga, or 10p-coffee-vending-machine-from-round-about-1987 emulators.
Sorry to sound stroppy chums, but I grow weary of people mailing me asking how to use to use the POKEs/games here on a vast and bewildering array of non-Speccy emulators. What particularly irked me was one moron who shall remain nameless (unless I get a repeat performance from him/her) who sent me a rather nasty little email slagging several POKEs for not working. It was only after after I tested them thoroughly in case of typos (every POKE not marked UNTESTED has been tried and tested by me, myself and I), and mailing him for more information that I found this person was using some other emulated computer system. This person has since woken up next to a (clothes) horse's head :-)))
And with that rant over (Phew! Ed), I'd be tickled pink (or some other colour) to hear from you so long as you're not asking:

- How to use the games/POKEs on anything other than a SPECTRUM emulator. If it don't say ZX, I ain't interested!
- Me to hack/crack email accounts, phone systems, PC games, or bank accounts. Or if I know of anyone who participates in such shady activities
- If I have a game not listed on NVG or WOS. If it isn't on either of those, I DEFINITELY won't have it!
- Asking how to use the things here if you haven't bothered looking at the FAQ!
- Where to buy a spare cylinder head gasket for a 1990 Vauxhall Cavalier :-)

On the other hand, I'll be only too happy to hear from you if you are:

- Asking for a SPECTRUM game to be hacked
- Asking for general game advice (I might not be able to help, but I can post your request to CSS)
- Offering me some POKEs I don't have, or are untested (always appreciated!)
- Wanting a link on my page - so long as you return the favour (nice to be nice)
- Pointing out broken internal/external links (even better if you have the fixes to hand, but that's me wanting jam on it!)
- Someone from my past, present or future (?! Ed) wanting to have a chinwag

You get the idea......

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