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Ladies and gentlemen.. Welcome to Blind Date!
[cue canned applause]
Thank you, thank you chucks.. Hello, and welcome to this special NVG Catalogue edition of the most pointless show on TV. Now, let's get straight into it and meet this lovely contestant. Who are you, and tell us about yourself chuck.
Hello Cilla.. My name's Philip Kendall and I'm 22
Eee chuck, you're luvvly you really are.. So tell us about your hobbies? I believe you're into a bit of rubber?
I'm not sure I appreciate you calling me lovely Cilla, but anyway... Yes, I've been into rubber for as long as I can remember.. As long as we're talking about the rubber on the keyboard on my first computer, the 48K speccy.
Oh, chook, that sounds loovlyy... So tell us, what kind of games do you like playing with your rubber friend?
Cut it out Cilla, this is getting disturbing.. My first speccy game was Thro' the Wall, but my favourite ever is Head Over Heels
Well, I'm sure the lovely girl behind the screen would be head over heels with you...
You really are talentless, aren't you Cilla?
Just stick to the script pal. stick to the script... So what's your ultimate achievment in life?
Well Cilla, I'd have to say finishing Head over Heels without any cheats, pokes, etc
Awww, isn't that nice ladies and gentlemen? What a luvvly lad... So tell us Phil, where do you come from?
I can usually be found at http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Park/5427/
And is there anything you'd like to say to the lovely girl behind the screen?
Yes. I'm doing this as I was always answering the questions on CSS about where to find games on NVG
I'm sure she'd appreciate that thought.
Get away from me, you patronising sow.
Philip Kendall - pak21@cam-deletethisspamblocker-.ac.uk - http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Park/5427/